We do get access to some of the best dad bod pop-culture has to offer (albeit covered up in the card itself) on [[Chief Jim Hopper]]
There's only one right answer to this question, and it's [[Dwarven Miner]]
[[Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder]]
[[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]] is another good one. Got the sexy pose and everything
[[Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy]]??
Not even close
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