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Stop ironing your clothes can't you see it's killing you?!?

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[–] crime@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

fake news, Hexbear is majority queer and queer people don't own irons. It's how you can tell anyone with a non-creased pride flag is a cop

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

this is so affirming lol.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I borrowed my parents' iron okay kitty-cri-potato

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stop ironing your clothes

You misunderstood, the ironing poisoning is because we eat the ironing board!

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i would never iron my clothes, i just put them in the room with me when i get a hot shower and hope they steam

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

lol this reminded me of that cheapskate show, one guy showered with clothes on to reduce costs.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Anyone's parents get really irate when you refuse to use an iron? Literally the most first world problem i can think of, if shirt creases makes you upset re-evaluate yourself

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Y’all wear clothes? Pfffff.... pathetic

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

No, we just iron them

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still wearing clothes that wrinkle and need ironing in 2025 is cringe.

[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)