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In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.

I showed this to my fiance; she's 5' and has the same exact shoe size.

You know what they say about guys with tiny feet...

They have a helluva time finding shoes that fit right.

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin ? Or is this standard office decor in America ?

You should snowboard! I've got size 12 and I'm always getting toe and heel drag when I carve too deep. But you would never need to worry about that. Fucking super power.

Lucky bastard, kids shoes are tax free!

I know this cos my wife has got 34 feet too and is delighted every time she finds a bargain

Reverse hobbit!

Glad to see you take your uniqueness in stride.

Bro is built like a Gazelle

Do you have issues with balance or rapid change of direction?

I just don't get how all of your other bones grew while your hands and feet didn't. Your pituitary just outputs growth hormone (among other things), and then your liver converts that to the more active form, igf1. Seems like there must have been some lowered expression of igf1 in the bones of your hands and feet somehow which would be neat

When you shake people's hands, does it ever throw people off?

You might be really good at rock climbing

Is this what it sounds like when you walk?

If I were you, I'd find a cordwainer to make custom leather shoes.

We need more pics of your feet and had next to other people's ones.. or bananas for scale.

I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I'm 5'3 (160 cm) and wear a women's size 12 (euro 42).

It always bummed me out that the larger size sneakers were usually ugly compared to the smaller display models. Consider yourself lucky there.

I bet he can also walk stilts easily