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[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 10 points 3 days ago (10 children)

That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you go black... Wait what are we talking about?

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There's a lot of days when I eat less and drink more.

The diet works, you guys. I haven't been this light in like 23 years, and back then I was quite a bit shorter. (Which is why I don't use the word thin. I've never been this thin.)

edit (it's 19:12 and my "breakfast" is this bottle of Dr Pepper that I put a few fingers of rum into)

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why the coffee for dinner?

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Yes you do lose weight when you develop cirrhosis of the liver.

[–] Marzanna@yiffit.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And no supper? I would definitely die without coffee, hard boiled egg and a glass of wine for supper.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Today is one of these days when poached eggs are necessary.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

(one bottle allowed per day)

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