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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck that shit answer. I'd shoot myself twice.

[–] nowherepenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure? Bullets move very quickly and are quite hard. Might hurt.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

If the Marxist is Russian, I'm pretty confident I'd be able to shoot myself twice in the head in that room.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (6 children)

“Do you know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so god damn always?” - Will MacAvoy, Newsroom

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

It was a weird thing to say at the time since liberals (meaning Democrats in their use) have had plenty of presidencies and even weirder to say now that they just had a presidency. People must be absolutely seething at Marxist and anarchists by that metric.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Reminds me of a joke on a Bright Eyes song.

"There's a Communist and an Anarchist in a car who's driving? The cop."

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[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

While the conservative that planned this insane and illegal real life thought experiment jerked off into a dirty sock while wearing a trump mask and somehow, despite not even touching the gun, still shot themselves in the foot.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 day ago (22 children)

It's not a joke if it's true

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