My wife shot herself in the eye with a confetti cap gun last night trying to see if it was loaded. She literally pointed it at her face and pulled the trigger.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.ml 109 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (16 children)

"It is an amazingly simple device. An idiot can operate it, and indeed, many do."

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago

Personally, I'd prefer a larger caliber for Nazi hunting.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 hours ago (13 children)

The real quote where he mocks violent idiots (after presenting it as a cure for insomnia):

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago

nooo we have to debate them in the marketplace of ideas and then ultimately let them win 😭😭😭

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We have better applicators now that can cure a plethora of fascists in one swift move.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Medical technology sure has come a long way. I cant imagine why anyone would be doubtful of it

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 hours ago

Things that would garner negative attention today, but that were still pretty cool way back when.

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