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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What does the guy need in his life? There's a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bros not gonna believe this secular humming sound did the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWX6snuwtDc

[–] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean that Doom 2016 is based on true events, then? Because the H E A V Y M E T A L always plays when a portal opens up with loads of demons!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doom 2016 isn't a video game. It's a documentary, and it was happening in real time.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think this makes me want to listen to it more

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Religious nutjobs gonna religious nutjob

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhhh, so that's where that goat-bro pops in from!

I can't understand him much but it's nice to have a friend over once in a while.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So what does he listen to? Messiaen? Rautavaara? Or some cringe american band whose whole material is the blasphemous doctrine of some megachurch? If the answer is something like the first two, they certainly know how to open portals to hell and heaven and back while being extremely religious.

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