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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What is the worst thing about Peru?

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What is your favorite game?

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 85 points 1 day ago (3 children)

[[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

You're the expert!

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[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is my Lemmy password?

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

when you close your eyes, what do you see?

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is the nuclear launch code?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 79 points 1 day ago (4 children)

......................

ffew2

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

cdswerewsddsd

d[ sd

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

qsXC CX

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[–] huginn@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

88yng c

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

8888888u98

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[–] berryjam@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How are you so cute?

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[–] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

That's not a question?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wedsc

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago

Such a beautiful language

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