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[โ€“] berryjam@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

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[โ€“] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

[โ€“] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

[โ€“] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.

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[โ€“] espentan@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

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[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

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[โ€“] huginn@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?

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[โ€“] Tehhund@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[โ€“] Irelephant@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[โ€“] Tehhund@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Bold answer. I respect that.

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[โ€“] skye@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

what's your favourite food?

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[โ€“] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Read any good books lately?

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[โ€“] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who did you vote for last election?

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[โ€“] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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Aww, yay, thank you!! :))

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24ยฐ53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[โ€“] Irelephant@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

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[โ€“] Sal@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Teach me a new tongue twister

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[โ€“] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How does one find true love?

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[โ€“] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?

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[โ€“] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] chknbwl@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

[โ€“] Irelephant@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

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