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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All government data is processed using sed.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

A government official known for performing a nazi salute just broadcast an ableist slur.

Cool cool cool

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[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maury determined that this was a lie.

[–] BlueBockser@programming.dev 34 points 1 day ago

See, they want you to believe that SQL stands for Structured Query Language. But I know from our lord and savior Elon that it actually means Socialist Queer Liberals!

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Lmao we’re gonna get to watch eel-on-musk and all of his dipshit wünderkinds speedrun through all of the pitfalls a junior DBA / data engineer is liable to make, and they’re gonna do it on prod, and prod is the US government.

What could possibly go wrong

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[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Jesus Fucking Christ !!!

What does Elmo think the government use ? MongoDB, because its Web Scale [0]?

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

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[–] oo1@lemmings.world 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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