this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 40 points 1 year ago
  • Sir, I see your glass is empty. Would you like to have another one? :)

  • Why would I want to have two empty glasses?! (ノ´ з `)ノ

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

Why is the waitress standing there with a pen and order pad when those people already have their food? Stock Photo Universe is such a weird place.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.film 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she's about to write something down.

I call AI!

You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I'm going to do it all the time now.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Stock images do tend to be that weird though

[–] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AI has been able to do fingers semi-reliably for months now

[–] dukk@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck. That was my biggest tell.

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, has to be AI or the guy and the kid are fucking psychopaths... WHO DRINKS ORANGE JUICE WITH STEAK?????

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Groucho Marx said “it was underneath the tiny tomato”

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The tile for that wall was a choice

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

It would look better as backsplash tile but it's a fairly standard pattern.

[–] clubb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

!dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

bond theme kicks in

[–] bullshitter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now we are getting somewhere.

Classic Star Trek.

[–] Drewsteau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Classic youdontsurf material