this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm more horrified at the lack of bed linen

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

"...That other one is bean dip"

[–] The_Tribble_Juggler@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

Oh no, he has legs now.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Listen to hotel California

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A house that's sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think it’s full of users as well hence the trap part

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And house the addicts that consume them.

[–] seumadruga 9 points 2 years ago

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend's house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

I'm reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It's missing box of tissues and a furniture made of box.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If you're still in college they generally don't care so long as your bed sheets are clean and you have more than one pillow

[–] rustycheesi3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

been there, done that 😂😂