I can go to the store right now and buy

I like those too.

1 looks so chocolatey

At first I thought just 3 and 4 because they look like ice cream and melted Starbursts. But then I thought 1 looks like a mixture of milk and white chocolate. And then I realized 2 looks like licorice.

So the answer is you'll find me in the Isle Delfino emergency room after I've sampled all of the island's goo flavours.

1. Fecal matter
2. Oil Tar
3. Liquid push pop
4. Fourth thing

4 cuz it looks fruity

1 and 4

4 reminds me of these chewy sweets I remember from my childhood called Fruit Salad.

Edit: I don't know how to spell, apparently.

One in the 4 and one in the 1

The black goop, it's likely salt liquorice or salmiak.

Top left could almost pass for ice cream but otherwise the rest look weirdly artificial

I'd ask which one meets my dietary requirements and then never be offered any goop again.

Which sounds sad but I'm the only one who bakes and makes sweets so I'm delighted when this happens. And much more delighted than when I eat something and spend 12 hours firing from both ends.

Hope 2 is liquorice flavour.

1 looks like a flavor I'm not really in the mood for right now, but I would eat. I'd take 4 right now though.

I'd eat 3 & 4 to poop out something like a mix of 1 & 2

One Molten Kazakh flag please

1, maybe 4

hmmmm…

2 is clearly grass jelly and delicious.

1, 3 and 4

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

Yes