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If you had to jump into purifying waterz of Ganges River, what move or style would you do? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Examples [belly flop, dive, back flop etc)

Cannonball for me

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

after checking for corpses, I would dip in a toe so that I had technically been in the Ganges River, and then try to step backwards. slowly, avoiding the ubiquitous piles of human waste.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Doesnt count, you're getting the immersion experience. Gotta jump in somehow, you cannot defy your destiny in this hypothetical.

Also no checking for corpses, no lateral inferences lol

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

then I'm walking in on my hands.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As you 👏eesh 🧞 👏