Wizards

Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Can you cure my depression

Three-day weekends pretty please

Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.

gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?

Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3

I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.

I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession

• Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
• Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
• Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
• Has programmable folding and teleportation actions

If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.

I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.

Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.

Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).

If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.

Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.

Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?

Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.

If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?

Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it's just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don't think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don't try to use sex as a control tool, so people don't twist sex into things it's not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?

This one thing would save our entire species and future.

Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it's going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow