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[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Me, explaining to my mother for the 754th time that I would need to check my calendar to answer her question, and that I am in public so I can't do that while talking on the phone.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Mood. Someone has been calling me 3 times in the past days and I don't know who. They left one accidental voice mail that didn't help and didn't text or anything. I'm not going to pick up the phone, guess I'll text them if they try again.

I only accept phone calls from people I know (when other means of communication wouldn't be practical) or when I've specifically agreed to call with someone unknown (like the doctor or something).

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As much as I understand not wanting to talk on the phone, I don't get this mindset. Why not just answer it to find out who they are and what they want so you can make a more informed decision about whether you care what they want? You can always just hang up if you decide you want to be doing something else. Or "something just came up, gotta go" and hang up. Why does it need to be such an ordeal in the first place?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because 9 times out of 10 it's a spam call and picking up marks your number as active so it gets called more often. It makes looking for a job so much worse because I have to answer almost every call. Most are spam calls but I can't afford to miss an employer calling.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I haven't had that experience with spam/scam calls. Mind you, I'm in Canada and the do not call list has teeth here, though that only applies to spam. But spam/scam call frequency doesn't appear to be correlated at all with how recently I've answered another call.

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Could just pick up the phone... 🙄

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 4 hours ago

Seriously, it is the lowest-latency and highest-bandwidth communication method we have, when used appropriately.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And then I call you again immediately, because I don't call unless it's a very time-sensitive matter... but that's probably why the meme isn't referencing me in the first place.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, anyone I know who is calling is doing so because it's time-sensitive. All of my friends should know that of me as well. Anyone like the person in the meme would not be a friend of mine.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why not just hit the red button so you don't have to wait? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Cause then they'll instantly re-dial.

[–] piracysails@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago

And you'll just re-hit the red button.

[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 2 points 18 hours ago

The worst ones are when its some office or something and you have to listen to the voicemail and then call them back

[–] DytallixB@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

So I am not the only one who do this

[–] DytallixB@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Hahaha meirl