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"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"
The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.
So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.
lactobacillus is everywhere. Truly the king of kings.
Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.
On typing this out, I'm suddenly concerned about this being offensive or blatantly false. I never applied critical thought to the story before, as I'm pretty sure I was told it as a relatively young, and more relevantly gullible, man.
Is it true that this mold played a role in the "witches ride broomsticks" stereotype?
edit: Removed redundant word.
It sounds like a few different things got mashed together there. Ergot is a hallucinogenic fungus that grows on rye, and is speculated to be the cause of some of the witch panics. It's not the same fungus found in Roquefort, but it is what they use to make LSD.
Witches flying is hypothesized to be entheogen use, since a common side effect is feelings of floating, flying, or otherwise 'being high'.
The fungus you're thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.
In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.
You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).
The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I've disposed of, though... It's difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder... "what if?"
Iirc the psychoactive compound in ergot/morning glories is LSA, which is similar, but different from LSD. LSD is a refined version of LSA.
Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.
You can also put mold on meat. Lot trickier, but the famous Hungarian salami Tรฉliszalรกmi (Winter Salami) is done like that.
See also other soft cheeses like brie
"Mycelium schlong"
Linguistic creativity at its best.
Wait I thought mushrooms were the flowers... Or are you telling me that flowers are also genitals??!! ๐ฅ
Flowers are flowers genitals as well.
So they're manspreading
Poppycock.
Yep lol just wait till you find out what pollen is analogous too lol
So bees are slutty sex pests and fly around covered in plant cum...
brb, i have a fursona to make
Yes... But technically they're performing In Bee-tro fertilization (IBF) .... I'll show myself out
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If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.
(Poison dart frogs)
No one:
Everyone: adds a pointless โNo one:โ above perfectly valid memes
POV: Someone added a useless "no one" to their meme
POV: you're the other person watching someone else do the action being described
And on top of that, a pointless Twitter comment.
I swear, every meme nowadays is three levels of reaction deep.
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Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.
I feel seen
It doesn't need to be big to do it's job!๐ก
I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia
Some women also call it their flowers and yeah I go down on flowers. :finger-guns:
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"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"
Cinnamon
Maple syrup
Why apple but not apple seed
i eat the apple seeds, coward
dies
99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.
Not quiet
98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.
And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things
More of them do that, but only once.
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Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans
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