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Anon is unintelligible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

Back in the hay day of TF2, when the SLAUGHTERHOUSE servers were still around, we had a regular guy from Australia in our group. I pretended to be him one day and nobody even noticed until he logged in. 🤣

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online

Gay : OP is from Australia

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Can't understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I'm nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I'll go get hammered.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

No one buys cruisers by the slab

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Strewth..it's true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I'll get off my ass, as I'm the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Cruisers are vodka lolly water

A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It's always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 1 points 7 hours ago

Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago

It's easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 1 day ago

At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

all aus know SEA servers are the way to go

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.

Local or US is the way to go.

[–] starshipHighwayman69@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I mean even if the connection is good nobody is understanding you anyway. Something About you wanting to fuck a crocodile.