If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.
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And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?
What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants
Step 1: Turns country towards fascism
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?
If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔
Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.
Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.
Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.
Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.
If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.
Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.
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The joke isn't political, the joke is math.
It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.
this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry
So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...
numbers that nobody has ever seen before
Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.
Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It’s from one of Donald’s word vomit speeches
Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??
Only because the meaning of "term" may change.
"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "
So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?
People trying to get out of the country, I guess
They're crossing on the opposite direction now
And bringing additional people with them!
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American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.
This can't be real, right
It is, unfortunately, real. https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."
"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"
Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?
Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.
"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."
Yes. Because they are just that dumb.
~~Looks like it isn’t real.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~
I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.
More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS
The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.
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Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s
And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!
(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)
Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.
So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why
Math are hard.
s.
Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.
~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~
~~Fake...~~
WTF... Not fake...
It wouldnt be funny as a fake
...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.
To each their own, of course.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It sounds like a crazy person because it's a Trump transcript.
Thank you!
Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
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