sittinonatoilet

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white house: it's over 9000 in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 43 minutes ago

Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?

What are some of the things someone permanently relocating away from the US should be aware of? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Less guns and more healthcare? What a bunch of weirdos!

People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

I bet you a million I could make him cry within 30 minutes at lunch.

People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Crowdfund me a million and I will make fun of him nonstop for the duration of the meal. I bet I can make him cry.

Trump wants Americans to ‘spend less time worrying about Putin’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don’t you worry about Putin, let me worry about blank.