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[–] Brosplosion@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ramen. Like true, 14+ hrs of effort tonkotsu broth.

It's been a dream of mine for a long time, but fuck is that a long time.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (10 children)

So I have this problem... I enjoy cooking and when my grandmother passed away, I inherited her recipe book and her Le Creuset dutch oven.

THEN I discovered I lived a short drive from a Le Creuset outlet store AND they have a mailing list that regularly delivers 30% to 70% off coupon deals.

So I'll find a pan that makes me go "Oooh!" then I look for excuses to use it.

So it's not really a lack of motivation, but rather I want people to cook for. Cooking just for me? Incredibly lazy. "More time to make and clean up than eat? I'm not making it." Cooking for OTHER people?

Chuck roast:

Shakshuka:

Chocolate hazelnut chocolate chip cheesecake:

Beef roast:

Pork loin w/ scalloped potatoes:

Ableskievers:

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ableskievers

Where are you from? I didn't realize anyone outside Denmark or maybe some nordic countries made these. :)

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

From Oregon, but we have a large Scandinavian population here.

https://junctioncityscandia.org/

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

woah

sweet takoyaki

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago

Hello it's me ur friend I'm coming over for dinner

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Find a homeless shelter and cook for them? Idk, just an idea. Food looks amazing

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Cooking at scale is a much, much bigger deal. Hard to maintain quality, both in terms of ingredients and end product.

There's a good reason why school lunches are garbage. :(

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie%27s_School_Dinners

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As much as I love barbecue I don't and won't own a smoker.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I have made some fussy dishes, including sourdough puff pastry. I'm pretty motivated to make food homemade.

Baklava is the one I'd like to make but never will, even if I bought the dough - layering phyllo sheets one by one would kill me.

[–] rotmulaaginskyrim@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This, I love, LOVE croissants, and have basically baked and made every other thing I love that much at some point or another. Flattening a giant sheet of butter again and again into a dough sheet? Ain't nobody got time for that

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Buying tortillas is getting kind of expensive, but making tortillas seems like such a damn pain uuugh

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Homemade flour tortillas are unbelievably good though. I don't know what it is that makes them taste so different from storebought, but it makes all the difference.

I don't have the tools or energy to make my own either though :/

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's so hard to get a good texture too, to get a nice soft foldable one that is thin but tough enough not to rip is an art. My attempts, and I did give it a good damn few tries, were all sad failures and, well, I decided pre-packaged wraps/tortillas are worth the cost to save my sanity lol.

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Sourdough is super easy though! Probably barely an hour of actual hands-on time from start to finish with no-knead methods.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm listening. Have any recipe suggestions?

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[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Billionaire

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Croissants. Tasty and pretty, but a ridiculous amount of fiddly work with all the rolling and folding.

Ditto puff pastry from scratch.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Traditional versions also contain ~50% butter by total pre-cooking weight. (Hello heart-health my old friend...)

Dunno about your area, but there's some pretty awesome frozen puff pastry sold in thin-ish sheets at most stores around here. It bakes up quick and almost magically multi-layered, and I would not for a million years be able to tell it from scratch puff pastry from une belle boulangerie.

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, frozen puff pastry is a go-to ingredient. You just won't catch me making it by hand because as my grandmother used to say, bugger that for a game of soldiers.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

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[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Gonna take a detour here and mention the time that I tried to make tofu from scratch, starting with making soy milk from dried beans that I'd ordered just for the task:

The soy milk turned out surprisingly well, with the help of a semi-automated device, but I realised on the spot that most commercial soy milk has a tonne of sugar added to it, and I didn't want to go down that route. In fact, it just about turned me off of soy milk permanently.

Anyway, I moved on to the tofu-making stage, and realised that both coagulants I tested (lemon juice and nigari powder) imparted a huge, unwanted taste to the tofu, on top of neither being all that great at coagulating the soy milk. In the end, I think I could have improved on this cooking disaster, but my motivation was gone at that point, and I wanted to move on.

There's also the fact that no matter what a versatile food tofu is, it's also a significantly processed one, and I wanted to move in the opposite direction. That said, I understand that fresh-made tofu in Japan and other places can be incredibly tasty, almost worth wolfing down straight with no cooking or spices.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Papa reyeñas(sp?). They're so good, it's basically mashed potatoes with ground beef mix inside, then fried/seared and baked until it sorta looks like a potato again. Then you take finely sliced red onions and soak them in lime juice for 12 hours so they get less harsh and use it like a topping

Honestly, I know how to do all off the top of my head except how long to boil the potatoes...I just would never put that much effort into my meals, so I would need a reason to cook it for others. There's also a lot of cleanup, you need a frying pan you need a frying pan you wash twice, a big bowl, a masher, an oven dish, a lime squeezer, Tupperware (or a ziplock, but I get enough plastic), a knife, a spatula, and whatever serving dishes

I don't enjoy cooking, but I'm pretty good at it when I want to be... But I have to want to be

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mom makes these cottege cheese and bread crumbs dumplings that she boils until they float and then you cut them in half and drizzle melted butter and brown sugar on them.

I could never pronounce or spell the name of the dish but she claims it's a traditional German dessert.

I tried explain it to chat gpt and it had no clue what the hell I was talking about. It kept telling me about Turkish dishes that have the right ingredients but look nothing like the baseball sized dumplings she would make.

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It could easily be a family recipe. It looks like riffs on this theme are pretty common. Maybe it was a Hungarian recipe? Sounds like a great mystery!

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She responded immediately. It's called "Quark Klöße" according to her.

Looks like the specific ingredients and prep are a family thing, but that's definitely what it's based on.

Now I can rest easy. It was gonna drive me crazy if I couldn't remember the name of the food. Haha

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This seems pretty close to what you described: https://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/166041072019596/Suesse-Quarkkloesse.html

It sounds good / I'm thinking about giving them a go. If you find a better recipe let me know.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think my mom's recipe is all in her head. I do know that she tends to add some lemon peel zest into the dumpling mix which gives it just the faintest citrus smell/taste prior to the butter and brown sugar being added at the end.

Bed of luck. Let me know how you like em.

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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That Hungarian dish looks visually the closest but it was definitely made with wet cottage cheese.

I am absolutely going to butcher the name/spelling but it was called "cvlockclusa" in my house. I'll ask my mom how it's spelt.

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Doughnuts. I made doughnuts by hand recently, and kneading the dough. For. 30. Minutes. By. Hand. Fuck, never again. I usually don't mind kneading dough by hand, but this was the first time I wish I had a mashine for it

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All food is like that to me. I only cook because otherwise I'd die of starvation. I eat to live - food has always just been fuel for me. I don't want to put any more effort into cooking than what is absolutely necessary. If money was not an issue, then personal chef would be the first person I'd hire. Hell, if it was possible I'd hire someone to eat it for me too.

I feel this so hard. If I could just have a pill that would properly supply my body with all the nutrients and sustenance it needs I would 100% do it and then just eat one or two actual meals a week for the flavours.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Lasagne. And I hate Mondays.

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