This has got real "A cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education" energy.
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I'm keeping this one!
They're just a Four Loko for pussies.
I'll take three.
Never heard of espresso martinis but lol.
It's a thing!
Its an IBA official cocktail. Like "Manhattan" or "Negroni"
I've never heard of espresso but lol
I guess my espresso absinthe martini is the one that did psychedelics when they studied abroad.
Got a recipe for that? Sounds interesting
Place a couple ice cubes in the glass first. Then,
- 15 g absinthe, stir till opaque
- 20 g cocchi Americano
- 10 g grand Marnier
- 5 g hazelnut syrup
- double shot of espresso (mine is dialed in at 36 grams)
Admittedly, it's a bit light on the absinthe.
I also recommend using a German/Austrian absinthe if possible.
I call it "the early bird gets the wormword" but I'm not too inlove with the name.
Grams..?
Yeah, it's all in grams.
It's just a very small increment so it's more useful than ounces for me (maybe this goes back into the whole study abroad thing, although I never did that).
And even though it's all liquid, I find it a lot easier to measure by weight than using a measuring cup or jigger.
Especially if making fresh espresso, I'm going to dial in my shot by weight anyway so I don't make bitter espresso. So I'll have a cheap scale that is accurate within 0.01 grams at the ready.
Fair enough, thank you for explaining!
Yes, espresso, Martini and absynth
Took me longer than I'd care to admit to figure out Red Bull vodka is another name for vodka Red Bull.
TIL some people call vodka-e red bull vodka
Vodka-e? Vodka-energy? I don't think something like that would allowed where I'm from anymore
Vodka with super chilled Red bull cranberry. So many amazing summer nights. That's why I lost my iphone on a porta potty and was so fucked up I thought someone stole it, and then kept parting until the morning no fucks given.
The comparison makes no sense whatsoever
They both mix alcohol(downer) and caffeine(upper)
It's just a joke honey bunny.
Umm....yes it does?
I'm really worried if yall are grown ass adults and can't see the connection here...
..no?
How come? They taste nothing like each other and the effects on my body are also different