this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You may still be soulmates, but you're certainly not the one dating her.

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[–] anon@reddthat.com 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Looks like a bong to me

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nicole seems to be experimenting.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 19 hours ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] mostlikelyaperson@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 20 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 109 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 18 points 22 hours ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

I was hit too just now.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 21 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🤬🤬🤬

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 4 points 18 hours ago

because we're dating. You may be soulmates, but I'm still the one with the girl. Weep.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Basically the first concerted spam/phishing attempt hitting lemmy, so this most certainly non existent lady is now a meme.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Damn I feel left out. She hasn't messaged me :(

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Or some random image used by a spammer... Who can tell?

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[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 6 points 18 hours ago

My guy, I've got like 9...

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 23 hours ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nuttysquirrel@lemmy.today 53 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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