I'm shocked they didn't just leap to arson and are considering other things. Teslas are known to randomly catch on fire.
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And that’s basically it!
Either possibility is equally funny!
Somebody should have told Elon to model his life after an engorged clitoris. He's spent so much time as an unwashed flaccid foreskin that he has no idea which bad decisions led to this.
Maybe someone in the factory just created a few weak points when installing batteries?
Okay which one of you happened to pass by that lot?
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