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Like I'm pretty sure this is the color of the blood that Akira Kurosawa used in Ran. It's fucking haunting.

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 38 points 11 months ago

Some of us like red carpet.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org 21 points 11 months ago

It looks like the entrance to a satanic ritual led by Vincent Price

[-] simple@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

Look on the bright side, it's going to be easy to clean up after murdering the guy who made it

[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As an added bonus, it runs all the way down the hall and into the bathroom.

https://redf.in/j7OUKy

[-] WHARRGARBL@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Jesus that massive house is cheap af!

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

It looks so normal from the outside.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

That house is so weird throughout, then the red rooms just hit like driving into a concrete wall.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

This is the type of saturation cell phone makers are too cowardly to use

[-] breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I love it. Until you see that the bathroom is carpeted...

[-] toiletwhole@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago
[-] funbreaker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

I hate it but I love it. I wish I could switch between kitschy stuff like this and a less eye-stimulating/burning look at the push of a button

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

That gum you like is coming back in style

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Why do I like this. Is there something wrong with me?

[-] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 7 points 11 months ago

The carpet is one thing. What about the pink bathroom fixtures?

[-] spookex@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

TBF, I kinda dig it, pain in the ass to clean tho

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

The house my parents bought when I was a teenager had red shag carpet. You wanna talk about horrific

[-] apis@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

This one looks fairly shaggy in some photos...

[-] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

When you really want the floor to be lava.

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

The carpet and walls look like those in the den where I grew up, before we turned it into my bedroom and replaced the carpet with something more neutral brown. I was fine with the red but it was a rough shag that was in really poor shape. Then again, I suppose a good cleaning might have saved it and saved money but my mom was more the one dictating the style despite it being my room.

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

a rough shag that was in really poor shape

we've all been there on a friday night

[-] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago
[-] jimbolauski@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Looking at that picture is all I needed to know exactly how that home smells. Musty with a hint of piss.

[-] Eutermann@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

What's with the fat toilet?

[-] StThicket@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

You question the distortion, but not the fact that there IS CARPET IN THE BATHROOM?!!!

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Wide angle lens distorting things horizontally

[-] Eutermann@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Ah okay, thought I was missing out on more pompous ceramic thrones.

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago
[-] plasticbuddha@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Cornhusker Carpet! Im surprised theres not a big N in the middle of it.

[-] apis@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

The whole house has some interesting choices, some of which work well together and others... not so much. Most of it would have cost a lot when it was done, and seems to have been very well cared for since.

It would make a cracking movie set, and I kind of hope the new owners do something sympathetic to it and keep the better bits, though that's unlikely.

Can't really imagine who would have lived here, other than that they're probably in their late 80s now, and that they had at least three children. The ad said something which suggests the owner is a builder and that their building company built it.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Then stop looking at it

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Going for those Stanley hotel vibes.

[-] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's really the walls being that color. A more neutral gray or white could work. Heck, even a pale pink or orange. Anything but brown.

Edit: Is that a freaking fish on the wall!?

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

Honestly I like it. I really like that kind of wood paneling as it just gives me very cosy vibes for some reason, the ceiling contrasts that and feels bright, and the floor, while tacky, adds color in a way that I feel looks interesting. Red's not exactly the color I would have chosen, but I do think I'd have gone for a similarly bright color given the option. Carpet in the bathroom though, is just gross.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Shitstain color of crimson shits...

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