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When a guy finishes using the public stall and passes the guy waiting to use it (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

That's fucking disgusting. Wash your damn hands.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have peed

You will pee

We must not acknowledge one another

A jungle rule as old as humanity

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

my favorite establishment has mirrors that were focused on the trough style urinal; making peeing an unavoidably public viewing and forcing everyone to acknowledge that peeing is happening. lol

i liked it because it straight men are too afraid to use it and either waited in line for the sole suite bathroom next door or held it in the entire time while the rest of us had quick access.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:

  • It's all urine!

Or

  • Good luck. We're past air freshener. That's gonna need an old priest and a young priest
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.