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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Finally a guitar for people with Midjourney hands.

[–] fiqusonnick@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago
[–] CephalonFaye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point just get a harp guitar or something. Fretting those low strings seems really uncomfortable.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

keyharp but played with your fingers instead of a bow

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[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

forbidden bottom surgery

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I'd guess. Oh, Truss rods.

[–] progbob@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

playing chords with barre grip- wait, let me just get my fingerlongers..

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah... 5 string basses are bad enough in that regard.

[–] ReeferPirate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

At what point does it loop right back into being a piano again?

[–] ichmagrum@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Is that Fieldy's?