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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only local a local anesthetic.

Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!

Highly recommended.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Also they can become permanent if not reversed within a few years

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Plus you get your wizard powers after 30

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Real men do their own vasectomy.

I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~Balling~~ on a budget

Edit: Unballing on a budget

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.

That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.

My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tubal litigation

Hello, I am a practicing genital lawyer. May I see them tubes plx?

[–] Tabooki@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Reversal is not very successful

From what I read the reversal is not a 100% guarantee

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your comment got autocorrected to "vaccination". Just FYI.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Take your upvote and get out

[–] Treetrimmer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

They never really check

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 weeks ago

What if I told you there is a way...

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.

Now it's just worry free creampies all the time.

So have cream pies and punch any child that trys to take it from you. They are small, I don't see the problem.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -5 points 2 weeks ago

There's the pill