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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 174 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How considerate to have a guy in the corner translating to Italian.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Mama Mia spaghetti carbonara!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 93 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, this didn't really happen

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Thanks for this. We need a way of flagging satire or misinformation more clearly. I don’t think it’s enough to have it buried in the comment sections.

[–] xye@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

Well. Seeing as this is NCD…

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe we should put these types of posts into a community and say that it's non-credible in the name.

I would say it's obvious satire but then i remembered the reality we live in

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Personally I take everything here very seriously as the community is clearly called credibledefense

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[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

it should though. everyone should go hard on these parasites. fascists always get a free ride from all the authorities. that's how they get into power. they never suffer consequences, because all the consequences are fake and designed to stop people from being too free or too communist, both of which fascists also work to stop, so the nation's enforcement mechanisms see them as friends and go really ridiculously easy on them.

france needs to nail america's dick to the wall, and declare that no more american goods will be coming into france until these scum pay their debts. maybe even give a 'we brought you into this world, and we can damn sure take you out of it.'

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your history lesson seems to forget America helping France, both financially and strategically, during and after WW2. I dislike the US position right now, but to suggest they've somehow been freeloading is patently false, and the rest of the world, Europe in particular, has relied heavily on the US since the end of WW2.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

France demands a mineral deal and a thank you

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

The US should be more thankful. And should wear a suit

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 1 week ago

It only took Haiti 122 years to pay off the French.

Liberte, egalite, fraternite. 😑

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Start with musk's fortune and go down the wealthiest Americans list.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think France would want to open up the indemnity/ reparations conversation...

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i mean they did give us democracy, existentialism, and the blow job.....

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...menage à trois.....soixante-neuf....

But aside from those, what have the French done for us?

[–] Spider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Baguette, croissant, macarron

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes, yes, but other than that, what have the French really ever done for us?

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Napoleonic law, the metric system, pasteurization

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, yes, but other than that?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I wish. Sadly, despite being heavily armed, Americans are too polite and gentle when it comes to their politicians.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They aren't? They are talking about a loan which has nothing to do with indemnity / reparations.

They financed the US independence movement / war out of self interest to screw on England and any way they got paid with the Quasi-War.

Looking at history the US were never a reliable partnet, cough remember the maine cough.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NGL the USA becoming a French Colony would fix 90% of the political issues currently plaguing it.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, it would probably end up like Haiti

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[–] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Eh only if the use that money to rebuild Haiti

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

whats with the little guy in the corner

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago

Sign Language Interpreter.

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