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You have been visited by the catfish of good fortune. Many upvotes and new users will be bestowed upon you, but only if you reply "happy fedding" to her message.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I accidentally replied with my Social Security number. What kind of luck will that bring?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends, I'll need you to provide your social security number and $50.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can I just send my SSN and a pizza or something? $50 is asking a bit much.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been on Lemmy for a pretty long-ass time and have yet to get Nicoled.

Nicole, why won't you notice me? 🥺👉👈

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I finally got the visit today! :D

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

She's mourning the death of justice.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same here, just got the message earlier this morning. I feel blessed......to have the ability to block accounts.

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, I replied to this thread earlier and I just got a text from the thot!

https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've seen so many posts about this, but this is the first time I realized the last line links to a chat room called "hell"

[–] guynamedzero@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just curious, has anyone actually tried the discord? Where does it take you?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

I have; it goes to what seems like a pretty normal server with an owner that has apparently been completely inactive. Nothing obviously sketchy but I didn't stick around long.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

Probably to a server where a bot will auto-DM you with phishing attacks.

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Fediverse chick" has such a 2010 vibe

"Hi! This is Hobby X channel and Im the only woman with a decent follower count amidst an ocean of white dudes, I've accepted the need to pander to teen male audience so you can just call me the ActivityGirl/Chick/Babe"

[–] Bentheredonethat@discuss.online 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn’t know she represents a right of passage in the fediverse. I accidentally deleted

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You monster.

Don't worry, you'll get another one.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've gotten 5 messages from her, do I get a prize or something?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you make it to 10, the next one's free

[–] urbanhedgelady@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I got this bot on Mastodon account.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm still patiently waiting 😔

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I finally got Nicoled a couple of days ago. Totes blessed here.

I also got this a week or so ago.

What's the actual end-game plan here? Wouldn't some kind of scam work better on bigger, more populated social media like Facebook or Twitter?

I just can't imagine what the actual goal of this spammy bullshit is on the Fediverse specifically.

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I got this message yesterday

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've seen this. Thots need not apply.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, you better stay outta her DMs 😤😤

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chill, there's enough of her for everyone!

[–] iamanurd@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, does this Nicole variant have a bong or a dab rig?!?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's a piece of glassware for building a liquid nitrogen trap on a vacuum line

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I got on my Previous/Alt account

edit: just got it on this acc

[–] RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Guess we are getting big guys. This feels very 2010 4chan. Or 2006 Myspace

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must resist.. sending dick pics..

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I never understood the fascination with dick picks... but OK, here's my contribution.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just me and Nicole exchanging unwanted, unsolicited messages.