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I don't know if I'd be better or worse off than pokémon fans.
No phone, no computer, end of the world being neigh, monsters roaming the land, but living in an idyllic cute little town where none of that happens, so I'd surely be fine.
Although I would probably get sick of hearing the towns people saying the same over and over again real quick and get jealous of not being able to do magic like some of the heroes.
The mext that comes to mind is life expectency. Will I get old? I don't see a lot old people in my favorite fictional world.
They have cups of wishes which revives other players, so I'd have to make some friends there and I'm probably set for life.
Oh, and medical herbs that cure any illness would be awesome to cure the ones I have.
And I could restore my health by eating candy and chocolate all day.
..... Unless I will live in that other fictional world, in which case I would say there's a whole of that going on.... with the protagonist... except for that one world but the women there are weird... on second thought I'll stick with my fictional game world.
Off to Azeroth? Could be okay ...
Unfortunately if that were the case we are still many years from discovering the Epstein drive. Still having to deal with the oligarchy and shit conditions unless you are the 1%
My favorite fiction still isn't good for most people, Hard Sci Fi.
we are still many years from discovering the Epstein drive
If only he'd had a little more time to continue his research.
Showing up in Midgard just in time for the Plate in Sector 7 to collapse on my head.
For selfish reasons, I'd pick Love and Deepspace so I can frolick through time and space with 5 (soon to be 6) different boyfriends, hunting wanderers with superpowers.
- is a regular joe on the dead planet of "consider phlebas" pre-extinction;
- dies of the plague that wipes out the entire life of the planet, never getting to know about the culture.
Spira would be okay as long as I avoid living anywhere Sin would attack.
Love to be governed by an undead theocracy that persists through the deliberate cycling of apocolyptic events, because they've got 3D underwater volleyball in the capital.
You know, I definitely didn't even think about that.
Star Trek, I'm going to Risa!!
Unfortunately. It's been taken over by the borg.
What color shirt are you wearing?
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DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
FOR KARL!!!
Discworld isn't all that bad!
It’s been around for Ians and Ians, you know.
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My ass under Combine rule...
My face when the Combine roll up:
Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops, and connects into the rear/neck part of their headgear?
This guy is either a dead, former CP/OW, or an early attempt at making a human into a CP/OW that... didn't work out so well.
... This is basically confirmed in HL Alyx, you can find some OW with... very similarly fucked up faces.
Once the mask goes on... taking it off will almost certainly kill you.
The Civil Protection are just conscripted humans, that much is confirmed, but...
Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops
When it comes to this image, I think that's pretty much a coincidence, because spoiler
that's based on a photo of an actual dead burn victim...
Yeah, you are right that it could just be a coincidence, and the image is based off of an actual corpse... but it could also be intentionally altered off of the actual real world source image to extentuate the seeming stoppage of the burn damage to stop roughly where the mask/faceplate/helmet segments are.
As for CPs being just conscripts, wholly unaugmented?
It is commonly believed that CPs never receive any actual augmentation... but I don't think there is actually any evidence for that within the actual, mainline, canon games.
They are offered 'non mechanical reproduction simulation' as a reward for completing their tasks, by the Overwatch voice.
Ok... so... what would that be? A drug or digital/virtual sex simulation? It depends on what exactly 'mechanical' means.
Contextually, it could mean 'involving a machine', which could mean some kind of weird, combine grown/made, organic version of a fleshlight is offered to them... or it could mean 'involving mechanics', where the physics oriented definition of mechanics is ... basically as broad as any physical action.
So... if it is a drug that makes you climax, I suppose that could be administered without augmentation. If it is virtual/digital... well that could be just watching porn thats ... so good it gets you off with no 'mechanical', ie, physical stimulation... or it could make use of some kind of brain-computer-interface, which would be an augmentation, though a minor one by the standards of the HL2 universe.
They are also encouraged to get a full memory wipe as a step toward possible more extensive augmentation into an OW. This could imply that their memories/personalities have already been modified in some way.
We never see a CP take off their mask, beyond Barney, who is obviously a spy/mole/double agent.
Barney's CP mask is also noticabley larger than all the other CP head/mask models... so that the entirety of his head can actually fit inside it. Could just be minor, unimportant technical detail... could also imply his helmet/mask is custom made, and other CPs heads are... actually altered.
There's no models of CPs with their mask/helmets partially removed or damaged, afaik.
There's no evidence that a CP can... ever actually go off duty, return to their family... they are just threatened with the seperation/relocation/destruction of their family should they fail.
All that means is they signed up with the idea that their families would be protected. Maybe they knowingly sacrificed themselves for their families... maybe they unknowingly signed up, thinking they could return to their families one dah, and uh oops, stop-loss is now in effect, forever, you can never go back.
So as I see it, there is 0 actual evidence the CPs are wholly non-augmented, and there is slight, non-conclusive evidence that they may actually be just slightly augmented.
The way I see it is that CPs are slightly augmented, and basically just get more augmented as they progress toward becoming some other, more specialized OW soldier, or the various types of Combine soldiers in HL Alyx.
I admit that is an extrapolation, but at the same time, I don't think there is actually any concrete evidence that CPs are wholly unaugmented, just humans wearing a fancy suit.
If you can point out some hard evidence that I've missed that postivively indicates the CPs are wholly unaugmented, I'd appreciate the correction.
so not much different then
pick up that can, citizen.
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How would this wish work if Kiki’s delivery service world is where I want to live, but my favorite world to read about or play in is Gotham?
You end up as a cute witch in a quaint Gothic town being hunted by Batman.
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Rainworld enjoyers: gulp
Given the fact that 40k lore goes back to the present day and before that (the emperor as an immortal being exists way before the 21. Century), there's a lot of room between you basically live in the same situation as before (just with a living emperor in your timeline) and you're very much fucked (living in the 41. Millennium)
I'd imagine the jackpot would be waking up in the Dark Age of Technology.
Most soul crushing would have to be waking up as part of the Interex as they discover the Imperium.
Oh dear, I am reasonably confident I do not want to exist in the world of Kenshi.
Aliens universe? Game over man, game over!
Cyberpunk 2077. Welp, with my current "savings" I am screwed. But at least I am into software development. Still gotta learn real fast
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I wonder if the Monster Hunter food will cure my aching back enough to let me lift a Charge Blade
Spend the rest of my life on a Culture orbital or GSV? FUCK YEAH
Unbridled hedonism with eventual joining of a group mind, let’s go!
Also getting rid of my T1 Diabetes and re-doing my transition, but yeah! Hedonism as well!
Welcome to Papa Scorch's kitchen. Prepare for Titanfall.
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