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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same with exercise. Doing 10 push-ups is easy. I'll do it every day.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's better to do 3,000 push-ups today and hope it happens again sometime in the next year.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why instead of walking every day I went for a 32 mile marathon on Sunday

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Why did you have to remind me so late?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (28 children)

Oh man, I’ve got my nighttime routine down pat. I eat a couple pieces of fruit, floss, smoke a j with my husband, brush my teeth, wash my face, turn the heat off, and then put on face lotion, lip balm, foot lotion, and hand lotion before getting into bed. Every single night.

Do I ever remember to eat breakfast, wash my face, and brush my teeth in the morning? Maybe once a month.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should a be careful with eating acidic fruit before cleaning teeth because the acid can slightly soften the teeth and make them vulnerable to damage through

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Between brushing and fruit is about an hour. I swear I’ve got my nighttime routine down.

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even things I do regularly im only sorta, kinda, able to keep it going. I have some supplements I take twice a day and that sometimes happens but I almost take them at least once a day. I highly encourage shooting high to get closer to a minimal level of compliance. Oh and this only really works for really easy things.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have all of my medicine bottles in a bright red makeup bag. I would be hopeless otherwise. Makeup bags are nice because they are very wide and deep. The growing pile of pill bottles fit nicely. I am talking about the more boxy shaped ones without anything inside them. Mine is around 8cm wide, 13cm high, and 20cm long. Really rough measurements.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I got the pill sorter things where I can prepare it every week. But since I average once a day I fille every other weekish.

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

I tried to make them work, but having pill bottles in one place and then the organizer separate just made it too stressful. I am not home every day, so having one little bag with it all just helps. The organizer got a little beat up in my backpack. I do have a little metal keychain pill holder that I put 2-3 days of pills in sometimes.

I also have a couple meds that are "as needed" or for emergencies. The big one is needing to keep an eye on the date and exact counts of how much Adderall is left. I just went through the unfortunate experience of not having meds for 3-4 days and I was a mess. It wasn't even my fault...

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Those are horrible because they don't help much and really highlight my failures. I even taped a baggie with my pill box inside onto a shelf in a convenient place to jog my memory.

[–] Dragod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have a daily pill sorter and a daily reminder on my phone. I often see the reminder and forget about it 13 seconds later, so having them already dispensed makes it easy for me to see the reminder and just go do it. It helps that if I don't take my medicine then I know I'll feel sick, so if I ever make it to the afternoon without taking my meds it sort of makes me panic so that I go do it right away. It's good I WFH, otherwise I'd never remember to take my meds before leaving for the day.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Try this.

Put your toothbrush, tooth paste, floss, and the moisturizer in one box. If you go to brush your teeth you'll also see the moisturizer.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh you want me to NEVER brush my teeth instead of every 1-2 days.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No but seriously, this is an issue. I usually at least use the toilet (because obvious bodily signal) before going to bed which, due to the layout of the bathroom, means I have no choice but to look at the spot where my toothbrush is. I also do have the decency to remember to wash my hands which means even more time spent looking in that direction. I STILL manage to not see the toothbrush and forget to brush. Anything not moving and/or yelling merges with the background noise. *confused T-rex noises*

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tape your toothbrush to your mirror. Or, more seriously, put a post it note on your mirror or your soap (if it’s a liquid soap container).

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is that going to prevent it from merging with the background? As I said, I already look at it and don't see it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I see what you mean.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Boxes defeat me. It must be in a constantly visible clump.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It puts the lotion on the hands or it gets the hose again

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, slathered hose with lotion.

It's so much more effective slathered on hoes though

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One trick is to tag it on to the end of an existing routine you do reglarly, ~~like brushing your teeth~~ like after taking your shoes off after coming back from outdoors (that's when I brush my teeth for ex.)

[–] Por_que_pine@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

6 years 😲That's some seriously good lotion!

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of something, though it might not be an adhd thing. Sometimes I get really into some snack or food item. So next time I get groceries I make sure I get more, extra, even. I insist on it even if I don’t eat any of it for months.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not adhd. Wait, is this adhd?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not being able to maintain a task is one of the most standard symptoms of adhd

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

All the quirks turn out to be symptoms after all.

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