this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 99 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.

[–] JehovasThickness@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text

[–] Soulg@ani.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it's not even a green text

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

It's got the spirit

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It almost wasn't 4chan

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 week ago

What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?

Relative humidity

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain't wrong either.

Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there's some good advice in there.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

SEE IT THROUGH

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, keep it in the family.

I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where's the fun in that ;)

This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gay: It was his brother

Fake: It was the brother that came

[–] Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

I've never wanted so badly to be a coward--Superb work OP ...you disgustingly brave bastard.