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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 154 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's one new PC, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

[–] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's 10 dollars? The people saying this are too rich to understand poor numbers. They probably think in terms of "a new pc costs less than an hour at my favorite spa, people are complaining too much".

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a joke from a tv show. The rich out of touch lady thinks bananas "only cost" ten dollars.

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[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Arrested Development tv show. Pretty funny. The family fortune started with the dad opening a banana stand in his youth.

ALT: 2 panels. 1st panel- Rich mom from Arrested Development sitcom, holding a cup, opulent home, saying "I mean it's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?"

2nd panel- Michael sitting back, head on hand saying "you've never actually stepped foot in a supermarket, have you?"

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[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That excellent gag is how I discovered hbomberguy some years ago

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

What's especially funny is that he didn't even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it's the joke he's most known for.

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

October is going to be a great month to get a cheap second hand computer.

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s online corps offload computers but there will be a delay and many will just have the extended windows 10 supports. So I’d give it another year.

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Translation: "Install Linux."

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[–] loudartist@lemmy.wtf 76 points 1 week ago (39 children)

Seriously, use Linux. What is the problem?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (46 children)

The problem is there are a billion versions of linux, idk what one to choosex idk if i can play my steam games on linux, everyone who talks about linux seems to be a programmer /coder, and uses jargon that i don't even understand, so idk if I'll even be able to USE linux. And if I ask any questions I feel like it's all gonna end up sounsing like another language to me.

The whole idea of moving to linux is overwhelming.

But I'm starting to hate windows 11. And fuck Apple all together.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just get Mint, you'll be fine.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

jokes on them i just erased my windows and put mint on it

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Hi from a Thinkpad running Debian (Mint), as God intended

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you are living on the coast and the water is rising due to climate change, just sell your house and move.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?!

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[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, uh... You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (12 children)

M$: best I can do is Intel celery, but it's new enough to run windows 11

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 45 points 1 week ago

This is kinda funny, just thinking someone believes you can "trade in" a PC at all. Even more so when they are trying to say those same Windows 10 machines will be so useless you need to trade them in in the first place, making the value of such a trade in what, next to nothing?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah, the old Ben Shapiro logic. If you don't want your house that's at risk of flooding, don't worry, simply sell it! Someone's bound to give you a good price for it!

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[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

And I now I use Linux. Will never go back to Windows after this nonsense.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 34 points 1 week ago

Oh sure, why not throw a perfectly functional $1,300 into a shredder so we can make Microsoft happy? Oh yeah, I know, because fuck you Microsoft.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Users to microsoft: "You're creating a huge pile of garbage out of perfectly fine devices because of unneeded hardware requirement"

microsoft: "It's ok, just buy a new one"

Rarely have a message gone through so bad.

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hot take from an IT guy: save your important data, make a plain vanilla W11 boot USB (nothing fancy, no Rufus tricks), wipe your hard drive to zeroes, and install W11 like normal. I've reimaged a ton of older PCs and literally never seen it not work. My 10 year old Optiplex, supposedly ineligible for W11, runs W11 just fine.

Microsoft might someday break it, sure. That's not new. Microsoft products were always, in practice, available to us at Microsoft's pleasure. This is the same company that allows massgrave to exist on github because they'd rather we pirate MS Office than allow LibreOffice any oxygen. We'll probably be fine.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Can MS be sued by EU for this? There was the thing with USB-C, because E-waste, and now the most used Desktop-OS says "just throw your PC away" for a not really needed (and artifically defined) requirement.

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[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright then MS, (this is hypothetical as I haven't ran Windows as my main OS in years and don't plan on going back) since you want me to trade in my hardware, how 'bout I trade in your OS instead? :p

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Hah. Good luck trying to make me dispose of the computer I built almost a decade ago and that I just upgraded. Neither my laptops nor my phones have outlived this baby.

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[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Just in case anyone reading doenst know - the free tool Rufus can write a Win 11 ISO to your usb drive md remove all the silly soft requirements.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Or better yet, windows 10 LTSC. Which will be supported for another 2 years. 4 if you subsequently switch the product key to the IOT LTSC version.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The hurdles windows users are willing to put up with is nothing less than amazing. That's not a good thing.

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[–] aldfin@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago
[–] griD@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

DoN't YOu gUyS hAvE TPM? Hilarious.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

A testament to the shot development standards at MS. An OS literally should not in a million years be this resource inefficient, especially out of the box.

[–] aks69cw@feddit.nl 21 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Always wandering why it isn' t possible for Microsoft to maintain their version and update all along. Linux can do it, Android can do it. I' m not sure about Apple. I switched to Linux years ago and I'm still most satisfied about my choice. My current laptop is from 2009 and can still go on for years. That is what you call sustainability

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[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trading in a PC.... in 2025? To who? Where? What time period, even? They must be thinking it's still 1985, and you can trade in your IBM Compatible to your nearest IBM Distributor.

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[–] dan00@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Linux users tell Microsoft to just get over it, dump your parasitic software and start over, because how hard can it be?

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[–] sfu@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I'm not using windows, but apple does the same thing. My OS is 9 versions old because they won't let me upgrade without buying a new computer.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes. The totaly real PC trade-in market...

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Ok, write me a check for a new one.

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