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Laughing at the Law (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 1 year ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A bottle of water was arrested because it was wanted in three states: liquid, solid, and gas.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are people giving you gas? It's a solid joke!

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I agree, it's got a nice flow.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Triple point baby its fun.

[–] exododo@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody wants bottled vapor

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

If it stands on the border between liwuid and gas, is it supercritical?