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[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

cute husband :)

[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 6 days ago

"Sorry, wrong number"

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago
[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he's only had 1 wife, so being the hottest wife means nothing. There were (presumably) other girlfriends. Man knew what he was saying

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Yup, other person is just an idiot and can't take a simple compliment... Or more likely, staged fake text.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's sweet. If the guy still sees her as his girlfriend, when drunk, the right feeling is still there. And if he get's excited for knowing she's his wife presently, that's even better.

But I'm going to risk things a bit off between them. That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That reply sounded a bit miffed, from the wife.

It's text with nothing to indicate tone. 🤦‍♂️

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

The dude is drunk. To the point he forgets when he is.

I'm going to risk his then hot girlfriend/now wife read that message and got a pinch of miffed just by knowing he was drunk.

I still say it's a sweet thing to read. Drunk and nonetheless still in love for his signficant other? Precious.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 points 6 days ago

It's a very real text from real people tho.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m sceptical of the wholesome nature of someone getting so drunk they forget they have a wife.

[–] britaliope@kourjetez.bzh 2 points 6 days ago

Honestly i prefer that than people who become violent, or spend tons of money without realizing. That one is just funny (and at least he still remembered it was her girlfriend lol)

[–] SomGye@dormi.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Great wife.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] myliltoehurts@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Skeptical that he could write without a single typo, using apostrophes and all but forgot he is married. Not how being drunk works in my experience.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now I feel weird because I've been blasted drunk and still write pretty darn well.

Not so well sober, oddly enough.

[–] Doolbs@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Are you Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati?

He did everything better drunk.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca -4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 points 6 days ago

How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

It's funnier that way

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It's cozy and it's kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. "Remember when we were younger, and just met"-kinda thing.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 days ago

I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch