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[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

USA Today working overtime for its shareholders.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow. USA today is complete Nazi propaganda good to know

[–] chuckleslord@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the every loving fuck is this shit?

"Omg, who hasn't accidentally broken the espionage act? Lol, omg. #relatable"

Jesus fucking Christ. This isn't the fucking "umm, actually" of War Thunder blunders either. This is actionable, real-time intelligence on an unsecured civilian app. This isn't some cutesy fuck up, this is big, bad shit.

Fucking hell

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

War Thunder was worse especially since it has happened multiple times.

It is crazy how this stuff leaks

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

He should've just jumped in when they were all sending emojis

Might be relatable, but it ain’t excusable. Not even a little bit.

They all need to be impeached and jailed for this.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

“So I used to be a transgender cabaret host in Berlin circa 1926. Haven’t we all?”

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Buttery males, though...

[–] missingno@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

If it's not a big deal, why were you insisting it was the end of the world when Hillary did it?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

There was a work chat where people would joke and vent and bitch and complain. Only the lowest level employees were invited. One of my coworkers invited one of the higher ranking employees and all the fun had to stop.

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