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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 10 points 6 days ago

Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ce n'est pas un rocher

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

you're right. no arguments here

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

Sorry its a pebble.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Liked by a bot

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"The guy made a million dollars!"

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but if you'd like to have an argument you'll have to pay.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yes it was.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Is no rock, is troll kid!

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

Nah that's a bean.

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

We are all rock on this blessed day

[–] aeharding@vger.social 1 points 6 days ago

No alt text tho

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 178 points 1 week ago (11 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Failed again.

It's an image.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 week ago (14 children)

It's clearly just binary code.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

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[–] lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (7 children)

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

You're awfully brave for someone who's within rock range.

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[–] griff@lemmings.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (9 children)

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

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