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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 179 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's clearly just binary code.

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

More like quarks and other shit.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is all just a collective hallucination

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you talking to me?

Or are you talking to yourself?

Or am I talking to myself?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

We are talking to we.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "other shit" being mostly electrons and photons.

Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they're going. Obviously that's impossible.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, seems like a static gif file. That's pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

It's definitely not a pipe

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, it's your display you are looking at

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The last exchange I read around the "banana for scale" thing was inconceivably contentious.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

could even be a boulder

[–] Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No that's obviously a tiny boulder

[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.

Ride them for mules?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think I want to bite that.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You're just like Hitler, blocked.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is it? Could be a pebble. We don't have a scale after all.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did I hear an rock and stone?