this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] Ferroh@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Pissposting

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Everyone know that girls don't do either of those, duhhh.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

they do be pissing

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

"pissplatteln" pops up in my mind every time someone says "piss"

those who know, know

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you ain't pissin' I'm not kissin'

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 46 points 1 week ago

There's so much to unpack in such a short statement

My culture tends to prefer lower and skip disney princesses, so +1

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

So only hot girls piss?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, are you frying chicken in there?

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Okay I'm old. WTF does this even mean?!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

It's an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.

...so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It's a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.

Butter makes a prettier color and doesn't pop got oil in your face.

[–] el_puercoespin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well now I feel old. Thanks for nothing. 😔

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

spoilerLol, I'm hoping I'm hitting the tipping point for you here ;)

[–] el_puercoespin@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Actually, I do remember the fall of the Berlin wall and the end of the GDR. Thanks for sprinkling salt on the wound. 😔

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh man, I don't know what to tell you then. Take your aspirin and come reminisce with me about the good old days.

[–] el_puercoespin@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

It has only been 35 years.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

The sound of piss hitting water resembles oil popping when frying.

The pics are so blurry and distored from endless iterarions of compression algorithms that they look "deep fried."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I tinkle manly. Minkle

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

A sit-tinkler

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can anyone explain this meme? I dont get it :c

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I overthink everything ;-;

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

"pee" is more proper and polite, "piss" is more down to earth and grungy

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You either get it or you have a sense of humour

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Vanellope would certainly piss.