Smartest, manliest human?
It's clearly about me. Life still sucks. My gigantic penis just gets in the way and people don't like nerds π€‘
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Oh, to have both the realization that everybody is a complete moron, and the urge to punch them because of it...
How does this lead you there? IQ 100 is already the average by definition, so no matter how moronic people are as a whole this chart will look the same
Hum... Have you missed the entire OP's joke?
Oh were you commenting from Gigachad's perspective? I did miss that
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logically, I'm horny
Pon farr.
Apparently Plato got his name because his chest was like plate armor.
The Ancient Greeks believed that you had to exercise the body and mind so that checks out
i started balding at 20 so it could very well be me
You're halfway there, you just need to get smarter now!
i don't think i could possibly be smarter than i already am.
...the scale goes 0-100, right
For about a month every day, he drank 500grams of protein powder, mixed with meth and cocaine - power lifted every day .... literally saw the face of God for a moment and could understand space and time ... then suffered a massive heart attack and died.
Btw is this real? I thought there was no conclusive data on testosterone and inteligence being related. Most sources say that its the change which matters(meaning that if you start taking it) and not the baseline except in the extremes.
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Thatβs the alpha chad meme
Thatβs a bonafide Boltzmann brain.
A real self-made man
Man i hate confirming these kinds of biases. I wish this plot werent true, but it makes so much sense.
Well, it's also important to note that the variability is high so the prediction for a single individual won't be of much use
I wish this plot werent true
That's an easy wish! Last time I saw this plot people were saying that this kind of data doesn't even exist in the mentioned source (that and IQ is kind of bogus, but y'know)
Hairy genius!
Jack Reacher, the vanilla gorilla.
Inconceivable!
Gigachad
Definitely transmasc lol.
Nah the transmascs and trans men know better. When your T is that high, your body converts some of the extra into estrogen via aromatization.
Oh, fair. Didn't know that, just knew for transfem a higher estrogen level than cis can be normal (especially monotherapy).
βοΈThe more you know πΆ
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