I don’t shower to wash my body, I shower to wash my mind. The fact it also cleans my body is just a welcome side-effect 😆
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Staring into nothingness etc is literally what you're doing in there, so you answered the question. But I don't think the questioner misunderstood anything or was accusing you of anything, they just wondered why it takes you so long.
I listen to music while in the shower. My playlist is kind of l large, okay?
Look, man. I have a large body. There are many folds and crevices. I’m not proud of how much effort it takes to keep myself clean, but I’m proud that I’m putting in that effort.
if i wash my hair (it's long) i'm in there for an additional 20 minutes. Outside of that, yeah no im just vibing.