Maybe they just got the full scope-and-grope experience and decided they liked it.
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And that’s basically it!
Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.
And that’s saying something.
There are some really silly ones
Yet Christianity is the silliest.
Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.
Worshiping this sexy man.
And then being like “gay is bad mkay”
Silly.
So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?
Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it's the scanners fault.
Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!
So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".
It is never something that even has the possibility to course personality changes. It's always something weird.
Well, looks like I better book a flight.
Let me guess, he was caught in the airport mens toilet on his knees and came up with this?
this explains a lot
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.
I'm down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI
Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.
I'm watching this going from this is freaking hilarious --> this is freaking ugly as fuck --> fuck this world as my thinking went deeper.
Mrs. Simpson made me gay