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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 150 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The first crew would face the most difficult challenges. Imagine the relief after expecting to establish the fundamentals of civilization, and instead are just assigned your living quarters.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would definitely prefer to be a leader of new world than just be sent to my room.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I guess. I’m more of a space socialist, myself. Silly me always assumed that equality and collaboration would be a precursor to colonization of other worlds. Musk is trying so hard to prove me wrong. Lol

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if you set out with the idea of starting socialist utopia on a new planet and get there to find booming corporate dystopia?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Put me back to sleep and wake me for the revolution.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago

Let's burn this bitch down and start over with the common man in mind, and the needs of everyone met.

Or let's go find a new planet. With blackjack, and hookers.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think its just a common surname

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Merry and Pippin: "we should leave only after the 13th breakfast because by then the Eagles will already be on route and we can just use them."

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Call that one a win.

Take risk of signing up for a 3000 year hyper-sleep trip.

Reap the rewards of being a pioneer without having to do any of the hard work.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

join intergalactic ship pilgrimage hoping to be a pioneer to a new world

Land to late stage capitalism and the same oppression you were just trying to escape.

Id shoot myself immediately.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A mission in starfield (shit game but honestly decent writing at the very least) included just this. A generation ship finally arrived at its destination long after FTL travel was invented to find that the intended colony planet was already a fancy resort planet. You have to broker some kind of agreement between the parties.

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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As if that future civilization would treat you as anything but a zoo specimen

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jerks didn't come pick me up on way there? Wtf dudes.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s on you bruh. You shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker that said, “if this spacecrafts a rockin, don’t come a knockin”.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

That's right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

Shit's wild yo

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

1000 years alone is a wildly long time for language. Granted, written language and education are more accessible than ever, so I imagine language evolution will be significantly slower than it once was, but still I found this short of English over the past 1000 years to be really interesting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLSBCs5vcgQ

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you seen how fast slang is evolving currently? I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

Also on a side note; have you noticed the rise in lisps?

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't even imagine translating something like "chat, am I cooked?" to my grandma.

"Hey folks, am I in trouble?"

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Shoop da whoop?

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well at least you didn’t have to spend the rest of your life building civilisation from scratch.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah but it's all strip malls and Arby's.

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Could be even worse than that. You could arrive to find a planet dominated by talking apes with humans living as primitive animals, only to later find that your ship whipped back around and you were on Earth all along.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Couldn't be bothered to pick him up on the way.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (16 children)

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

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[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I read an interesting book based on this premise called The Forever War, it’s been awhile but it was pretty good!

Similar premise but with soldiers sent to fight a war and eventually finding it already over.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I remember one where a sect of humanity was being persecuted, and left to try to find a better life in the stars. They failed to find a life, gave up and returned home, but their interstellar trip consumed so many Earth years that by the time they returned, Earth had moved on from persecution and eagerly welcomed their historical memories.

Sadly, I forget the name; it may have been a short story.

[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This sounds like Methuselah's Children

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically you just slept through the whole thing

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

The Fry Maneuver

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's another solution to the Fermi paradox. FTL travel is impossible, but can't actually be proven to be impossible, so no one wants to be the sucker.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Don’t have to fll. Just have to be a third faster to give them 1000 years head start

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is that not great for me? Setting up a colony must be hard work and all around pretty horrible.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cryosleep in earth would be pretty baller. Imagine all the people who'd sign up to just skip ahead 50 years.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

At least you aren’t a soldier ready to restart a war that’s been settled

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I mean if they get there ang there are like ruins and remnants, that's going to be a good sci-fi horror-detective-thriller story

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Babylon 5 had an episode on this. A sleeper ship was launched and a few years later we got jump gate tech from an alien race.

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[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it'd still be cool as fuck, i wouldn't even be mad

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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

With some variations, used already a few times in games and series.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

There's an HFY story where the guy in the slow ship became a tourist attraction for the advanced humans that beat him to his destination.

His bank account had grown to billions and they offered him billions more to keep it going.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Sounds awesome not only you skipped the hardest part you have everything setup and get to live a good life. Unless of course that was your goal to experience building the colony.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's the plot of a nice obscure theatre piece I know, but they don't travel that far, are awake, and see the other ships pass. It's awsome and fun for the audience and super frustrating for the characters.

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The real solution to this is simple. You're a ship full of colonists dreaming of settling a new world, right? So go settle a new world! Ask the citizens of your target world for an FTL-capable spaceship, climb aboard, pick a new target further afield, and head off into the wild blue yonder. It seems that's the least they could do in such a situation.

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[–] gamer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was the only memorable part of Starfield for me.

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