"You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy."
"Oh really? Then what's my last name?"
"Uh... I... Uh... I don't know."
"Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!"
"Guy, you have a last name."
"DO I? DO I?! For all you know, I'm 'Crewman Number Six!'"