[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 13 minutes ago

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 36 minutes ago

Taking the Lemmy memes to the next level I see.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

You mean that thought of "they think I'm stupid they don't give a shit about anything I just said they are glad I shut up?" Yeah.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 43 minutes ago

They like them even more.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 46 minutes ago

I was expecting it to be me.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 47 minutes ago

Don't forget to send the dude a message telling him that he's banned.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 51 minutes ago

"My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die."

Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies

"I should have gone with option A."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Damn.

That farmer must have legs for days to have so many calves.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 hour ago

Barrens chat was wild back in the day. Can't imagine how it is now a days with how every online game is so full of toxicity that the most common thing I do the first time I play anything now is disable chat entirely.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago

"Hello, police? There's a group of boys fucking my lawn. Send help."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was gonna tell the other poster I'd rather do Beat Saber but the addition of not even leaving the house is way better. Let's go!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago

You drank my battleship!

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I'm not sure if this is a Lemmy issue, an instance issue or a Jerboa issue but occasionally when I hit the button to reply specifically to the main post and make a top-level comment, it instead replies to one of the already existing top level comments.

I don't know how long this has been happening; I only just now noticed it wasn't me accidentally clicking the wrong reply button when it happened twice in a row and I was making absolute sure I hit the right button the second time.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/games@sh.itjust.works

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

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Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

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Fluff pile (yiffit.net)
submitted 2 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/aww@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

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Bang Bang Rule! (yiffit.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

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submitted 5 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

There's a few for me. Yamok sauce. Various synthohols. The desserts Troi's always eating (or being). But most especially gagh. I wouldn't let the fact it's some kind of living worm distract me from the way all the cool people describe it. If Riker likes it, I think I would too and I certainly wouldn't want to look like a p'taQ in front of Riker.

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submitted 5 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/movies@lemmy.world

Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?

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Why not periods? Why doesn't every sentence in Spanish that isn't a question or exclamation start with a period floating in the sky?

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