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Pitbulls (lemdro.id)
submitted 11 months ago by AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 53 points 11 months ago

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Gap@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

[-] solivine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

A deez nuts joke

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 26 points 11 months ago

Employer: you have no skills, and we don't think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 11 months ago

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 11 months ago

Username checks out

[-] ReCursing@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Yes, homeless people don't deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

(/s if it's necessary)

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

that's just a bonus

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Sigh it was so nice not having the insane anti pitbull cult. Don't tell me they decided to creep into Lemmy already.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This whole post is one giant dogwhistle. Why do you figure the pitbull owner is on drugs?

[-] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

Great sense of humour babe

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

"It's just a meme bro, it couldn't possibly be harmful"

[-] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

I'm not your bro, ❄️

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

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