this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Harry gets a 6 pack of nuggies that's short 1. And no toy.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Harry: BUT I'M AN ADULT CAPTAIN

Janeway: there can only be so many adults around Mr Kim

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nuggets are teleported off of Harry's lap .... reappear on the view screen in space, as they slowly freeze and harden like rocks

Janeway: any more insubordination and there won't be any nuggets next time ENSIGN Kim

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You get one nugget per pip on you collar, Harry! We’re rationing power or something.

slurps coffee

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Janeway would've somehow violated the prime directive and introduced McDonald's to a pre warp civilization

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can't get over the European discotheque sets. I would have really preferred to have this show with nice, clean, even TV lighting like TNG got.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have to agree, Picard's ship lighting is completely ridiculous. Living and working on ships with that kind of lighting would drive me batty.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Klingon ships are the worst. Not only are they dark, everything is sharp and rusty and they have chains hanging from the ceiling and shit. Sometimes I wonder if Martok lost his eye in combat, or he just didn't pay attention one morning on the way to the bathroom.

[–] Morsil 3 points 1 year ago

Also the shaky camera, couldn't get past the second episode.

[–] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That's the common trope for 2010's+ scifi. For some reason in the future everything is dramatic and has more RGB than a gaming pc

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

It needed to contrast sharply with the Enterprise, because hero ship.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fourth panel: .... 7of9 jumping up and down, stamping her feet, screaming .... I WANT MY MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!! ... screaming incoherently for ten minutes

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is this effortless to imagine?

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Because Jeri Ryan is actually a pretty good actress?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Sisko would pull the Defiant into the drive through, and then order one raktajino for himself.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And a good handful of fresh worms from under a rock.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

She's just, talking like Christopher Walken, to be funny, for the captain

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

So... Does the replicator not replicate toys with the meal? 🤔