And we'll never hear anything about it ever again.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Maybe we will, maybe we won't, but at least it's tech news for a change. π
Just like with cancer vaccines, fusion and certain incurable viral vaccines
So....
What's your spaghetti policy here?
I compute-a da meatball
By stretchy do they mean slightly less brittle and thus slightly more impact resistant? Not that this is a problem we need solving. The biggest issues we need to solve in technology are batter and glass
PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of a random research paper makes baby jesus cry.
Have chat GPT make it interesting.
- some editor
I donβt know why but this makes me picture some dusty old-school newsroom with that one guy in all the TV shows smoking a cigar acting kind of like an asshole, and he looks up from the rough draft and while pointing at it with the cigar half-yells βhave ChatGPT take a crack at it, maybe itβll spice things up!β
Of course: baby Jesus hates popularization of science or engineering. Baby Jesus loves your money and obedience.
"Regurgitation without critical thought is fundamentally counter to the principles of science and engineering"
- Jesus 4:12
Regurgitation without critical thought is
called synopsis and is a vital part of "popularization of science or engineering"
Also sprach Zarathustra.
Lol
- God 31:5
No u
- Satan 66:6
The one advantage we have over the machines is that their chips are destructible. Can we stop this research?
No worries. This chip we can just eat.
This is all just so when the police show up you can't just smash your phone.
"almost" indestructable, i bet some sort of acid or lava could do the job if not a diamond laced sanding wheel.
That's kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was 'ramen + autism = good!'