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this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Oh, finally a computer chip capable of running my code.
Ehh. Old 8-bit machines had no trouble with the veritable Gordian knots written by kids in their bedrooms back in the day, so any chip's gonna be fine.
That's not to say this chip wouldn't run it better...
This is interesting in a "how far can you launch a pumpkin using an air canon" way, not a "you only need to cool this down to -40C to make it super conduct" way. It's a fun experiment with nearly zero practical purpose outside of some very niche edge cases. Wearable computing is probably the only realistic one at the moment for a CPU that you can stretch a little and runs incredibly slow.
And we'll never hear anything about it ever again.
I thought the same thing about soft, bend-able screens. But that became a fairly big thing.
What is the next big thing you're thinking will fail? I gotta invest some pennies
Maybe we will, maybe we won't, but at least it's tech news for a change. 😄
Just like with cancer vaccines, fusion and certain incurable viral vaccines
PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of a random research paper makes baby jesus cry.
Have chat GPT make it interesting.
- some editor
I don’t know why but this makes me picture some dusty old-school newsroom with that one guy in all the TV shows smoking a cigar acting kind of like an asshole, and he looks up from the rough draft and while pointing at it with the cigar half-yells “have ChatGPT take a crack at it, maybe it’ll spice things up!”
Of course: baby Jesus hates popularization of science or engineering. Baby Jesus loves your money and obedience.
"Regurgitation without critical thought is fundamentally counter to the principles of science and engineering"
- Jesus 4:12
Regurgitation without critical thought is
called synopsis and is a vital part of "popularization of science or engineering"
Also sprach Zarathustra.
Lol
- God 31:5
No u
- Satan 66:6
Wow apple
- Snow White 3:17
I compute-a da meatball
So....
What's your spaghetti policy here?
The one advantage we have over the machines is that their chips are destructible. Can we stop this research?
No worries. This chip we can just eat.
This is all just so when the police show up you can't just smash your phone.
"almost" indestructable, i bet some sort of acid or lava could do the job if not a diamond laced sanding wheel.
By stretchy do they mean slightly less brittle and thus slightly more impact resistant? Not that this is a problem we need solving. The biggest issues we need to solve in technology are batter and glass
That's kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was 'ramen + autism = good!'